Hello, My name is Remus Lupin. Werewolf and part time professor at Hogwarts. I live in Hogwarts with my beautiful Wife Dora and my wonderful Son Teddy. I also run DADA club that can be attended by anyone even if they do not attend Hogwarts. I am always here to answer any questions you may have or give advice to anyone who may need it. Ask away,Ask me anything
I’ll be back full time on the 9th of January so if I don’t speak to you before then, Happy New Year.
Miss you and speak to you when I get back.
Anonymous asked: got any good jokes?
I’ve only got one and it’s very long winded and it has to be said in a certain way to be funny. - Remus
Don’t mind him, he’s a killjoy. Mine is anti-Hufflepuff but since I am one I’m allowed. A blind wizard walks into a bar. He says to the barkeep, ‘Want to hear a hufflepuff joke?’ The pub goes silent. The barkeep says, ‘Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I’m used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a duelling champion and also in Hufflepuff. Are you absolutely certain you want to tell that joke?’ The blind wizard says. ‘Merlin no! Not if I’ll have to explain it 3 times!’
I don’t know what I find funny about it I just do. - Dora
Anonymous asked: ever thought about having any more children?
I’m pretty sure we’ve answered this before…-Remus
We have but I don’t mind saying it again. Sorry about Remus he’s being grumpy today. We did think about it but Remus thinks the risk of the child inheriting his condition is too high especially as Teddy hasn’t inherited it. So unfortunately no I don’t think it’ll happen any time soon. - Dora
chifuuichi asked: That anon doesn't know what they're on about, Teddy is a lovely name in my opinion.
Thank you. I’m glad someone else thinks that.
Anonymous asked: That is no excuse to cause your son so much embarrassment when he grows up.
If he’s embarrassed by it then he can change his name. I myself would be more embarrassed to be the son of a lycanthrope. Hopefully that won’t bother him as much as you predict his name will. - Remus
Anonymous asked: Why did you call your son Teddy? You do know that he's going to be tortured for the rest of his life because of that?! (My guess is that he resembled a stuffed bear when he was born. There is no other logical explanation).
We called him Teddy after Dora’s father and his Grandfather. - Remus